rich people be like “oh my shoe untied, I’ll buy a new one

(via bootievuitton)


this line just really means a lot to me. 

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If women catcalled men (X)

Bet those arms could put together my IKEA furniture… New pick up line forever.

The shit people say to women on the street is disgusting and wrong, but I’m not gonna lie…I would greatly like to hear one of these lines sometime in my life.

(via thelast-thingido)

Thirty-one Days of HalloweenPractical Magic
↳ Sally and Gillian Owens + how much they love each other

Sally: I feel like I’m never going to see you again.
Gillian: Of course you’re going to see me again! We’ll grow old together. It’s going to be you and me living in a big house… these two old biddies with all these cats. I bet we even die on the same day.

(via thelast-thingido)


adult: “do u know what college you want to go to yet?”

me: [sweats nervously] MONSTERS UNIVERSITY

(via inhal4nts)

  • waking up: haha fuck
  • Maya: I don’t want to be a Clutterbucket.
  • Riley: You’re not. You’re all Hart.

its britney bitch

the bible (leviticus 7:58)

(Source: donatellavevo, via tyleroakley)