teamrocketing:

having friends who like each other more than they like you

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skittyspostlimitblog:

sometimes my twelve year old little sister will go on club penguin and trick a bunch of girls that she’s a guy and she’ll make them think they’re dating and then she’ll have them all meet her in the same place at the same time and watch them get into catfights about who’s boyfriend she is and thats how my little sister became a cross-dressing evil mastermind pimp on club penguin

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driveshaftgroupie:

skypestripper:

when u burn someone in front of ur friends

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lavour:

i named my town “my butt” and it’s probably the best decision i’ve ever made

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carrieleighhobson:

My favorite looks from the Oscars

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